While we are not at liberty to discuss the specifics of the current lawsuit, the members of Space Force 7 strongly assert our rights to sell schlock to any and all travelers of intersteller space. Space Force 7 member No. 107001 0000000004 11209 8 was quoted in a recent press conference some 100 miles North of Schriever AFB, “We welcome all commercial-minded members to obtain their free-membership in our trade organization, and wear spandex wherever they please.” He continued, “Unlike the more restrictive U.S. Space Force, Space Force 7 welcomes members of all body mass densities and numbers of limbs and digits. We only ask that you include your member number at Space Force 7 functions on the back of your Space Force 7 t-shirt or Synthetic Sheet Membership Wallet.
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