Recent news of the launch of the United States Space Force is welcome news for Space Force 7 members who anticipate new demand for Space Force 7 branded vending machines that are currently scattered throughout the tri-galaxy region. https://apnews.com/0ef42bcb81ccba91eed9384cfb5e9fcb
New Space Force 7 members may have questions to how to maximize point-of-purchase sales to cash-flush members of the U.S. Space Force. Remember to keep machines well-stocked with candy bars, Fruit Stripe Gum, XXtra Flaming Hot Cheetos, chunks of plutonium to power thermo-coupled Gaussian Shielding and assorted methods of space birth control. Remember to trust your instincts! When you have the only vending machine within several parsecs of the nearest quasar, your customers will come to expect high-quality merchandise and they’ll be more than happy to feed many wrinkled bills into your vending machine. That translates to high profits for YOU!
Remember too, that not all of your customers may uphold the Space Force 7 values, and that means having to enable self-destruct mode on your vending machine if a theft is attempted in the black of deep space. You will lose a vending machine, you will lose a customer, and possibly a ship full of customers, but the legend of burned-out hulks will continue to spread visually through the Universe and future customers will know to respect the commercial integrity of your small business.