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Hey, don’t die out there, huh?

For all you Space Force 7 cadets who ride your bicycles at hours where you worry about getting hit by vehicles, the new Swarm Case is for you. Attach to your bike’s handlebars in seconds, remove in seconds. Fill with your gear like phone, book, sandwich, patch kit, pump, smokes or a drink. And light up the Swarm at dusk, dawn or night, when you prefer the extra visibility to being flattened by bread truck or some maniac putting on mascara and texting while driving.

Unlike those hyper-bright flashing bike blinkers, Swarm stays lit steady and spreads the light across the surface of the case. From a distance, it looks more like a car headlight, making it easy for the driver to see how far away you are and how fast you’re moving.

Swarm is manufactured in Golden, Colorado, and is currently offered here: http://www.SwarmCase.com/

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Temporary Explosions

There is one main reason why it’s much cheaper to move cargo with a jet engine than with a rocket engine. It’s because a jet engine is able to gather mass from the air for its mass-reaction that moves the aircraft forward. The fuel drives the process, but it’s all that air screaming through the jet engine that forms the fundamental reaction pair with the aircraft. In other words, do you remember from sixth-grade science class that every action has an equal and opposite reaction? For a jet plane, that means that the mass of the aircraft is essentially pushed forward by pushing a mass of air in the opposite direction. That pushing is done by the jet engine, which works through the energy stored in the jet fuel.

On the other hand, a rocket can’t gather air for the mass-reaction, because it’s in space, so it uses the mass in the rocket fuel to push in the opposite direction as the rocket’s flight. That works fine of course, since there is no air in space to gather and push out for the mass reaction. But it’s a very expensive (and thus slow) way to move the rocket, because that valuable rocket fuel is reacted and fired out the back. I liken it to pushing oneself across a frozen pond by hurling gold bars through the ice. Yeah, it will get you across the ice if there is no other way, but a less expensive way would be to gather blocks of ice, or water, or snow and throw those to get the mass reaction pair.

So, how do we find mass in space the way we find air in the atmosphere? It turns out there is a little bit of mass, within the confines in the solar system, about one molecule per cubic centimeter. This is an average, composed of things like dust, tiny bits of ice, or molecules made of things like hydrogen or helium. Stick a sufficiently large funnel on the front of a boat, and you’ll be able to gather tiny bits of mass, but would it be enough? Lessee … say the funnel can gather 1,000 cubic meters of space per second. (That seems a reasonable thing to build, and it gets easier as the funnel — and the boat to which it is attached — moves faster, but consider the 1,000 cubic meters per second as an average. So that’s 1×10^9 cubic centimeters, and thus 1×10^9 molecules, say each one has an average mass of about 3×10^-18 kg. That’s not too much. How much?

First, let’s get a handle on the speed of those hydrogen molecules if we use our fuel to heat up the molecules to say 4,000 Kelvin, and then use the root mean square velocity of those hydrogen molecules (with mass about 2 amu each), we’re looking at about 4,000 meters per second, very much non-relativistic. Just using a straight momentum conservation, with say a boat of 10,000 kilograms that would impart a maximum velocity of about 1×10^-18 m/s. That’s considerably slower than the rate of erosion of bedrock. Sure, we could gather a lot more molecules, just circling the solar system somewhere between two planet’s orbits, building speed. (And of course we would need some really good Gaussian shielding to protect the boat as it reaches higher speeds and becomes endangered from things too big for us to handle at speed, like a grain of sand, or a chunk of ice.) But it seems like a dogshit way to get anywhere. No wonder the boring Space Force uses rockets. They suck, but they’re the only game in town.

And then that’s when things start getting dicey. Because this is when the weird science comes out, and people start echoing the nuances of science fiction television shows like Star Wars with Captain Kirk and that giant gorilla guy, Chewbacca, hanging out in spaceships that go fast. Real life isn’t like that … we have established means of production. There are things that we can and cannot make with the means of production and characterization that are actually available to us.

Fundamentally, if we want Space Force 7 tourist boats to “zip across the galaxy” like Robbie Ronzoni puts, then we need a better method of locomotion. We don’t have the deep pockets at Space Force 7 to use rockets or even ion generators. We need to gather our mass for our reaction pair in space, because we can’t afford to bring it from home. So where do we get mass?

We might be able to get it from the sea of low-temperature Bosons in space itself, that exist with an energy somewhere around 3 Kelvin. We can use our fuel to raise the temperature of these bosons, but they are integral spin particles, with an even number of quarks, and thus they can’t be used for mass-reactions without taking on an additional quark. So, can we find materials and methods to interact weakly with energy and convert integral-spin particles into half-spin particles? If we could do that at will, just guide a shit-ton of bosons through our weakly-interacting device, and convert some of that energy back to mass, and do so economically, then we can potentially gather our mass for the reaction-pair in space itself. But in doing that, we’re definitely decreasing the entropy of the boson-fermion system, since we’re essentially asking the universe to allow us to convert three quark Bosons of say (UD + UD + UD) into a Fermion of say a neutron-proton pair of (DDU + UUD). We can do that, but the entropy has been reduced from (UD + UD + UD) to (DDU + UUD), because the disorder of the quark system has been reduced. We can potentially provide the work to reduce that entropy from the energy in our fuel, and then use a bit more energy to heat up these particles for the mass-reaction pair. But unlike gathering stray hydrogen molecules, we can gather most any Boson that is above the ground state energy, and there should be a lot of those, a helluva lot more than just a few per cubic centimeter. True, we have to do work to lower the entropy of the quark system, which we don’t have to do when we gather molecules, but at least the Boson flux is apparently sufficient for us to get our tourist boats to some lovely locations and back in an afternoon. The whole idea of sending people into space for the rest of their lives is a money loser. Nobody is going to want to buy a ticket on a tourist boat like that, and we don’t want to make boats that don’t return in a lifetime.

If we can find a way to interact weakly, and control that, we have a shot at making efficient engines for our line of family-fun and family-friendly tourist boats. (As mentioned before, we’ll also need to get the Gaussian shielding to work reliably, we can’t have any more of our boats getting blown to smithereens just because they impacted with a grain of ice the size of a pinhead.)

Okay, weakly interacting. There was some traction perhaps about fifteen years ago with some “blue sky research” at Pirelli in Milan, where Luca Gamberale and Flavio Fontana supposedly found a possible way to use sapphire crystals under a modulated and highly unstable pressure gradient to show significantly increased interaction potential with neutrinos. They were using it for communication and they had apparently been working on it since at least the mid 1990s, where I first ran across this type of weak interaction while in the New South Wales State Library in Sydney.

Regardless Pirelli, this does seem a tractable problem, at least not much in physics screams out that it’s impossible to perform this kind of “subatomic chemistry” in some way. We’ll need a kind of “temporary explosion” to add sufficient work to counter the entropy gradient from Bosons to Fermions, and then add some energy to the resultants so that they are warm enough to use.

I like the idea of Pirelli leading our way to affordable and fun tourist space boats. That’s a stylish company, Pirelli. Calendar girls? Wrestling in body lotion? Lloyd Cole? Good market synergy.

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Asthma, pneumonia, COVID, what’s the difference?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b987jvUE8Gc

What’s the difference between you and me? Like Dre said, move units then talk shit and we can do this.

They’re is a difference between these three things. That’s not medicine, that’s science. Many doctors are also incredible scientists. Some are not. But science is not the doctor’s primary job. The doctor’s primary job is to care for the patient, and use science to increase comfort and increase life. That’s an important job. But it’s not science. Science is the clear delineation on what makes a case of asthma, what makes a case of pneumonia, what makes a case of COVID. There are specific measurables that define each diseases. Does the x-ray indicate a bacterial infection? Does the application of a nebulizer decreases severity? Does the COVID test come back positive?

There is no question that medical doctors are not physical doctors. Physical doctors don’t need to adopt a bunch of dying people as marketplace version of their own children, and then be there for them shuffling from one mortal coil to the next. So yeah, maybe their science isn’t always top priority. Maybe some pneumonia deaths have been classified as COVID, if that test was positive, maybe some asthma and COPD deaths have been classified as COVID if that test was positive. It doesn’t matter. Worst case scenario, we waste a couple trillion dollars and we then learn things about epidemiology and infectious medicine that save lives for generations. We’ve gone into debt a shit-ton bigger than $2 trillion over wars, maybe, just this once, we’ll get a war debt not from blowing up brown people, or blowing up black people, maybe just this once, we’ll get a war debt from trying to save a bunch of old folks who have been dying of infection instead of dying of heart disease and extinction of social security benefits, as all good old folks are supposed to die. Debt form the Great Viral War of 2020 … pertineer gold in them hills.

In late 2021, we’ll know what actually happened, what categories lost, what categories gained, and we’ll figure it out the actual death surplus. Not an estimate, but the actual number. But all that has nothing to do with politics. It has to do with demographics. In the world, we have a bizarre situation where the most influential segments of society are no longer producing 2.5 kids. They’re producing 0.5 kids. If that. The elite are dying off apparently, and they aren’t willing to breed with us Contemporary Neanderthals. (Who used to make the joke that scientists have never actually found a female Neanderthal?) So they have to extend the lives of their own (and they might drag up a few of us dipshits to fix their lawn sprinkler system up on the space station).

And sure, for the $1.5 trillion that we’re eventually going to spend on this thing, we could have saved a lot of easy-to-save lives. But instead, we’re learning how to save hard-to-save lives. And in learning that, we’ll then figure out how to increase the efficacy of that, and then save some easy-to-save lives. I don’t know why the pharma industry does it this way, but it’s the way it’s done, I guess it’s mostly because the development costs of the medicines (in current climate, anti-virals) are high, and Developing Nations don’t have that kind of coin to pay off the high tech medicine. And drugs are expensive to make in compliance with the FDA’s rules. And the FDA rules are there for a reason, because the reversed chirality incident with Thalidomide ruined a lot of lives, cost a lot of lives, and forced everyone to get scientific about scientific process.

So there y’go, the thalidomide (why does my spell checker not flag the lower-case thalidomide, but it does flag chirality? HELLS TEETH MAN!) was a mess, but it led tom something wonderful. It led to rigidly controlled pharmaceuticals. They may not always work, they may not always fail, but they will not deviate from the published and accounted molecular structure, and now, those people in the New Poverty can have 0.5 kids as they support themselves on the gig economy and move through life without health insurance or retirement. And if Social Security manages to survive to the last of the Boomers and even cover a handful of us Gen-Xers, is there any chance that it will support all of those Millennials? Maybe. But that’s assuming our economy can continue to kick ass. Can it? Maybe, but for how long? Generations of Americans are no longer willing to be margianalized, and diminished. Can they finish their engineering program effectively when they’re fighting for social justice? Millennials, maybe, but they had Boomer parents who could usually cushion their blows. Gen-Z had us Gen-X parents, who came up when Reagan was busy finding new ways to make debt a Conservative Value. So Gen-X, we’re a little skint. Broke. Dimeless, babe. But we got herb, and we got our brains in our heads, still trained on the old Analogue system before Millennials were programmed by computer from birth. We got the analog, so we’ll survive. But can the economy support that many Millennials when they’re no longer productive?

Why worry about that? Just make the Millennials live longer, then raise the Social Security age to 114, bam! Bob’s yer uncle, problem fixed. If any of them happen to make it to 115, hold a big ceremony where you present the unfortunate soul with a big Social Security check for $2,441.32, or six bags of cat food and a copy of People, whichever is worth more at that point inthefuture.com.

Isn’t it good that you and I are friends and not enemies?

So yeah, demographics, not political. But it’s a little political, isn’t it? It’s a show of force in a way, that us lefties can take back our country and then do what? Specifically lefties, do what? What are we going to do? Are we going to invoke the 15th Amendment and find a way to desegregate our economy? Are we going to actually fix the reasons why Elijah and Brionna and Jamarion didn’t even have a chance to fight against a crooked economy like you and I do? That they didn’t get a chance to make a bunch of mistakes in our lives and still end up with a tall-boy and a truck that needs a new sway bar but is still a damned good truck?

It’s political for the lefties because that mask is a show of solidarity against assholes like me. And I’m glad they’re doing it. Because I’m man enough to admit when I can use a little course correction. I’ll still rhyme like Pac and flow like Shock.

They needed to do it, and they are giving up a piece of their future to do this for all of us. Even assholes like you and me who don’t appreciate what they’re doing for us. They have to fix this. We can’t have generations of Americans living in poverty just because someone’s granddaddy had some ideas that we doesn’t share. None of us want protests in Portland. (Though I know the protestors in Portland are getting laid.) But BLM is another thing. Yes, there are anti-fascists in BLM too, and they work hard, we all pick up litter and make a showing. Are we good people? Nah, probably not, but why not line up with BLM when our futures are only slightly less dimly lit as those people in poverty. The BLM protestors are probably not getting laid so much. “Dead Black People” isn’t quite the aphroditiac of Cable Street, and Wearing Our Rosettes, is it there, James Connolly? It’s not. These kids and parents are sacrificing their futures in a way that is just as terrifying as the way we sacrificed our futures to do something that we thought was important. And if it takes a show of force with the facemasks, then so be it. The righties zigged when they should have zagged, they should have latched onto the whole facemask thing in the beginning, now it’s too late, you should have hired Consuela’s mom three months ago to sew you those pretty masks.

Mire, mi comparitos … I hate the mask because I’m an asthmatic, I have weak lungs, and masks just make it harder for me breath. Yeah, I know there are probably some masks out there that are a bit easier to breathe, but it’s basic thermodyamics … reducing the entropy on either side of the mask is going to make heat. And that’s not politics, that’s not even The Constitution, motherfucker, that’s the Third Law of Thermodynamics up in your ass, bitch.

Masks make air harder to inhale, there is no denying that reality. And yeah, in the beginning, I hated the masks because I didn’t like feeling a member of the flock, being herded by a dipshit with a smock. But in time, it kind of gelled into a symbol of social justice. I still took my mask off at the BLM rally for Elijah (and hopefully soon for Jamarion) because I can’t breathe with that fucking thing. We’ve been evolving around viruses and bacteria that are “novel” since essentially the advent of fire in human evolution, so what, about 1.2 million-some years? I’ll agree that there isn’t a whole lot of evolution happening in 15,000-some years since the North American Extinction Event, but in 1.2 million some years, there is going to be a good of evolution. And we’ve evolved around these pathogens. Novel though she may be, SARS-CoV-2 is still just one of Mother Nature’s many ways of telling us to get off her sweet little rock and move somewhere where we can make a mess and don’t contaminate her planet any more than we already have. (Remind me to discuss the opportunity of in-situ leach mining of REEs in National Heritage sites. With 100% truck-in, truck-out solution management, and processing offsite, it can potentially allow millions of acres of highly threatened land in Brazil, Ghana and Canada to be designated World Heritage sites, by replacing the disastrous scars of open-face mining, with solution mining … the near equivalent of taking a polluted coal stove our of your kitchen and replacing it with a natural gas unit … much cleaner, more efficient, won’t destroy the kitchen with layers of soot.)

I’ll live with virus and bacteria and all the stuff that eventually kills a good number of us if we live long enough to be so lucky to be killed by a virus, and not buried in a coffin without a string to a bell to a graveyard shift attendant. If we die, hacking and choking in our final moments, clutching at our co-voided lungs, do you think any of us are going to say “I should have worn the mask!” No, we’re going to think about all the things that have made life so sweet; a pretty girl in an auto parts store, you give her a hug and say “thanks for letting me fix your car” because it really does feel good to work with a machine that is built with logic, structure and neighborliness.

So that’s the difference between me and you. That’s the difference. How you like me now, bitch?

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Slackaholism

This is a real disease. So don’t call yourself a slackaholic just to make yourself look cool to your surfaholic, herbaholic friends. You might think it sounds kind of “cool” to experiment with slack. But when you try slack even just one time, you can become addicted to it. And … you know what, you’ve been warned. If you screw around with slack, you’ll find yourself IN slacks, the polyester kind, with yellow diamonds on the side and little photorealistic cartoons of a wombat. And you won’t wear them because you want to appear ironic. You’ll wear them because you don’t want to get hit by someone who jumps on the fairway before you’re off the green. Because only a pair of yellow diamond pants with a photorealistic cartoon of a wombat says to some impatient hooligan at the tee, “hey man, that person is insane, you should probably wait until they get off the green.”

That’s what slack will do to you.

So don’t be a slackaholic unless you’re ready to have your life turned upside down by wombat.

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When using the “Halo-7” team identifier, please feel free to change the size. However please place the logo in the center of the shirt or beta-ray shield cloth, rather than the right or left breast. This center placement conforms to key Space Force 7 uniform guidelines.

Please note, that the “Halo-7” and Space Force 7 logo are trademarked logotypes, with use restricted to only Space Force 7 members in good standing.

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New T’s available

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Current approved Pressure Suit Patch

Please use the following approved patch for all Space Force identification purposes on pressure suits, Gaussian shielding appartus and space diapers. Design approved by Space Force Operative No. 107001 0000000004 11209 8.