This is a real disease. So don’t call yourself a slackaholic just to make yourself look cool to your surfaholic, herbaholic friends. You might think it sounds kind of “cool” to experiment with slack. But when you try slack even just one time, you can become addicted to it. And … you know what, you’ve been warned. If you screw around with slack, you’ll find yourself IN slacks, the polyester kind, with yellow diamonds on the side and little photorealistic cartoons of a wombat. And you won’t wear them because you want to appear ironic. You’ll wear them because you don’t want to get hit by someone who jumps on the fairway before you’re off the green. Because only a pair of yellow diamond pants with a photorealistic cartoon of a wombat says to some impatient hooligan at the tee, “hey man, that person is insane, you should probably wait until they get off the green.”
That’s what slack will do to you.
So don’t be a slackaholic unless you’re ready to have your life turned upside down by wombat.