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Bunnycakes

This isn’t hyperbolic rocket surgery. If you see someone with a bandana around their face, and they look fairly normal, they are probably not there to rob the place, or round up a few hundred head of cattle and avoid inhalation of a cloud of dust.

They wear the bandana because the law and local codes usually require them to wear a face covering, since they most likely have moral and ethical objections to functionalizing and testing mRNA vaccines on genetically-engineered, humanized mice. So they have decided to wait for a conventional vaccine that has not be functionalized and tested on genetically-engineered, humanized mice. When that is available, they will vaccinate like everyone else.

We are not against vaccination. We are against genetically modified organisms. That’s what the bandana means. It’s a sign of resistance from a whole lot of people who trust Mother Nature more than they trust even well-meaning scientists. And we feel this way because we are scientists too, and we can attest that scientists in fact fuck up just as often as regular people. Mother Nature doesn’t fuck up. She does what she does because we do what we do.

Sí Señor?

Most excellent. Here, ya go! Luvs ya, bunnycakes!