ITSTMYP, the compound abbreviation for the words “It’s tell me why, puppy.” From the 1980s art-rock group “Soilent Smegma” and their song “It’s tell me why, puppy.” Though never recorded, the abbreviation was sometimes seen scribbled on the wall of the men’s room of the Rainbow Music Hall where Soilent Smegma aspired to play back then, but usually ended up passed out on Moosehead beer and Benzedrex in the Safeway parking lot.
It’s tell me why puppy because the slang for a small band of kind-hearted Denver punk girls, who took pity on the broken-hearted punks and poseurs alike, dumped unceremoniously by a pink-haired, mohawked vixen who decided that she preferred her guy to have a Jeep CJ-7, with a bunch of lacrosse sticks jammed in the back.
ITS-TMY-P because the code from Soilent Smegma to the rest of their loser friends, that when things got too bad to handle, the band of angels would pick up the poor forgotten soul, put a Kool between his lips, light it, and tell him that everything is going to be okay, and he can always get a job working at Hugh M. Woods with his old-man and his cousin in the lumber yard.