“I had a dream that I dug through my backpack to find a cigarette, and then I put it behind my ear for later. When I woke up, I really could have gone for a for a smoke, and there was a cigarette behind my ear. If that doesn’t prove the existence of extra-terrestrials, then nothing will.” – Rick Yukon, as spoken to the towel-attendant of the Quick-Happy Gym & Video Arcade, after being released from interrogation for the United Crushing superglue incident.
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